LAUGH

In Singapore, the majority of us live in HighlyDangerous Buildings (HDB) and most people have alreadygot used to Paying And Paying (PAP). Not only do you have to pay, you Pay Until Bankrupt (PUB). If that is not enough, somebody still Purposely Wants to Dig(PWD) and get more from you. So what more can you do when you are in the Money Only Environment (MOE)? With the current Mad AccountingSystem (MAS), you are forced to Pay the Sum Ahead(PSA) which will leave some people Permanently OwingSome Banks (POSB) and forced to live on the Loan Techniques Always (LTA) system. When you fall sick and happen to be admitted to aMoney Operating Hospital (MOH), you might be able touse your Cash Prior to Funeral (CPF) fund. If you areout of luck, you may meet doctors who Never Use Heart(NUH) to treat you and you will be Sure to Give upHope (SGH). To help ease the traffic, motorists have to pay CashOn Expressway (COE). If that doesn't help, they canalways Eternally Raise Price (ERP) on the roads. Ifyou don't own a car, you can always make a Mad Rush tothe Train (MRT) or get squashed in a bus Side By Side(SBS). Lastly, under all these pressures, there are not manyplaces we can relax. Not even the good old place weused to go because it has become So Expensive AndNothing TO See Actually (SENTOSA).

found tis frm an e-mail. LOL.