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i'm pissed. yes i am. at my very own mother. ROAR. can you please stop everything? we are broke enough!

palapapapa

let's start with some joke(:
A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam (Age 28) was having trouble with one of her students.

The teacher asked, 'Boy what is your problem?'
Boy. answered, 'I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!'
Ms Neelam had enough. She took Boy to the principal's office. While Boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Neelam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first- grade and behave. She agreed. Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: 'What is 3 x 3?'
Boy.: '9'
Principal: 'What is 6 x 6?'
Boy.: '36'
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know.

The principal looks at Ms Neelam and tells her, 'I think Boy.can go to the third-grade.'
Ms Neelam says to the principal, 'I have some of my! own questions. Can I ask him?'

The principal and Boy both agree.

Ms Neelam asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Boy, after a moment 'Legs.'
Ms Neelam: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'
Boy: 'Pockets'
Ms Neelam: 'What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy,oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?'
Boy: Coconut
Ms Neelam: 'What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?'
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy was taking charge.
Boy: Bubble gum
Ms Neelam: 'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?' The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...
Boy: Shake hands
Ms Neelam: 'Now I will ask some 'Who am I' sort of questions, okay?'
Boy.: 'Yep'
Ms Neelam: 'You stick! your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.'
Boy: 'Tent'
Ms Neelam: 'A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.' The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.
Boy: ' Wedding Ring'
Ms Neelam: 'I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.'
Boy.: 'Nose'
Ms Neelam: 'I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.'
Boy.: 'Arrow'
Ms Neelam: 'What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?'
Boy.: 'Fire truck'
Ms Neelam: 'What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u don't get it u have to use ur hand'
Boy.: 'Fork'
Ms Neelam: 'What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after ! they're married?'
Boy.: 'SURNAME'
Ms Neelam: 'What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love?'
Boy.: 'HEART'

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, 'Send this Boy. to National University , I got the last ten questions wrong myself!'

i dont even understand some questions. i cant visualise. LOL.

& so the noticeboard is done. just one more photo of all the seniors &...LOVE IT. with all those reused materials, we were able to make something quite different? it's quite act cute lar. cos there's some weird shapes made from the wires & we just pinned it onto the board. the day before, i text 24 blazerians on my phonebook. 5 replied that they couldnt come, so i thought the rest would. but guess who came? ken, mark & joy. :/

joy was forced to go home to study for her sub, while justin went home to had dinner. mark, ken & i went to 85 for dinner(:

PS: huiting smsed me today & said that the s dropped off!

TRAINING RESUMES TODAY! MARCH 27th, 6pm!!

regartar & hscc needs us! & for the CAS jc thing, i tell you, it's totally cool! CAS needs us to teach jc people some simple dance & stunts to.............PERFORM DURING NDP! & CAS is planning to take in 100 pro-cheerleaders from open category to participate in this event. singapore is finally doing something for bringing up cheerleading in their country. so you could by now probably guess the music for the dance right? LOL.

there's so much in mind. like what minyi said, my memory is full. some things need to be deleted permanently so as to create space. or maybe an external harddisk might be useful.
& there might be a similar to IFC coach course this year, conducted by SINGAPORE.

& &, asia cheerleading competition is in tokyo this end of may/early june & it is estimated to be about $1200-$1300 for stay & accomodation & the tix.

& & &, there will be a cheerleading summer camp in taiwan & osaka which is opened to everybody. dates are not confirmed.

& & & &, i cant remember the rest cos i think it wasnt installed properly into my system. :p

all these are from damien. not some bullshit stuff ok!

had private training on tues. it's not a private training, but i cant seem to find any other words to describe? so mark, justin & ken trained me to be a flyer. of cos, it feels weird when i'm up there cos i'm always at the bottom. but i personally feel that after being a base, you know the bases torture when the flyers arent good. so you'll keep all your mistakes to a minimum. hey, i'm not saying that i do not have ay mistakes ok. just that i feel i had lesser as compared to doing it from the start as a flyer, not a base. to me, the progress was rather quick. like duh?? there were only 5 of us including huiting & maybe a little of joy's presence. yes, i started from the basics. thighstand, shoulder sit, L-thighstand, shoulder stand & then they had the sudden urge to do chair & 'poop' i was the flyer. i'll not talk about the liberty thing cos it's kinda stupid though i was laughing my lungs out.

met mome & headed to chinese swimming club for dinner with aunty margaret, uncle jean claude & grandma. the above drink is strawberry bananan mix. yumyum:p

-nice right(:

wenta school for our SIFE proj preparations. will be selling those handicrafts at vivo on sat & sun. supposed to meet my girls at 2pm at chinese garden cos we had plans to swim(: but it rained & changed to bugis. many things to do & was finally let off at 4.10pm. stupid cab which ate my 11 bucks & finally reached at 4.35pm. i give minyi face then i cabbed down one ok! they were so sweet to left a little fondue for me(: fortunately, my weight-watcher ken nodded & i finished it all. :p cy went for work, joy & stanley left so we headed to suntec for subway dinner(: bugis, suntec & then bugis again. coincidentally met coach, uncle sam & some of the seniors at tcc, where we planned to go to wait for cy & justin to knock off. seniors left with uncle sam, while damien came & that's how i got those info. :p anyway, i still need to brief them later. :/

i'm quite worried for her actually. she's just like me. i see her as myself. she's acting strong, no doubt. i know cos i can see. there might be a chance. but i hope that you dont HOPE for it to happen, instead let it go & maybe it would be better a hundred times. yes, i'm just saying it. it's easier said that done. but look at me. aint i doing better than last time? i'm much more happier & carefree. i'm trying very hard to let go myself, & i'm glad i am. i dont hope for anything to happen anymore cos i know that the greater i hope, the bigger will be my dissappointment. so look at the brighter side. missing & yearning for some of his concern is inevitable, just try to keep yourself occupied & let the past, past. think of his bad points, think about his lies. hating him as a boyfriend would be much easier(: maybe it's not that he dont care, maybe it's because he cares & that's why he left. :D we love you girl. make me your role model alright. :p

have you seen me in an ethnic costume? No, i've never seen myself in any cheong sum or whatsoever since i was 11. & now...........look at this.

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in a vietnamnese costume posting for miss sim. -.-

gym, jumping-jacks, push-ups, sit ups, jogging. DIET!

work update

work is fun(: as usual, i went there with such shyness & BLUR-ness & CLUMSY-ness. the first day, i went to the shop, not knowing what to do, i look at one of the employee & when he asked "yes?", i replied "here for work." i know it's stupid. in fact, very. :/ & then his next reply was "huh? work? we didnt employ any.", & i replied "huh?!" so i guess he saw my super-freaked-out reaction & decided to stop scaring me & let me into the shop. i remembered the first thing to do was to check the amount of brochures & stocks available. seeing the brochures on the table, i walked towards it & guess what? i KNOCKED ONTO THE HOLDER FULL OF BROCHURES! ALL THE BROCHURES WERE ON THE FLOOR CAN. & one of my unknown colleague at that point of time was right beside me. the flyers flew all over her. GAH! that's like super embarassing larrrrr.

but it was ok after that. everybody talked to me & i felt so welcomed though i wasnt a staff in their shop. i know everybody on the first day(: leon the boss, ben the one good at numbers, meiyi & jiale. i'm just a promoter for samsung & it sucks. so stress can! keep asking me to push sales. so many other handphone shops at amkhub how to push? they sure go around and compare right. gahhhhh. even the shop manager was helping me. no, everybody was. they even encouraged me to quit samsung mobile on my first day of work. -.- there were many suggestions. first they asked to join nokia higher pay, after that said they want me to come back to work for them as part time. i did considered the 2nd one because of the environment. if i feel comfortable, why not?(: ok, i'll endure 3 more months till the contract ends. :p i sold many phones but only 2 samsung. yes, i sold other brands. i think i'll get a super big scolding if they know about that. :/

2nd day was...super...fun but the sales was shit. i had an egg, yes, ZERO. no customers so we played around. :p even the boss ok. the 2 girls went to get food for everybody & dinner time we had some sorta feast? ok, i'm on diet so i didnt eat that much. i swear i didnt! only at night when i got home & gobbled half a pack of chips. :p some idiot came & i asked him to go away when he said he wanted to look at some phone. lol. you know who you are. it was nice to have a friend to accompany in a long bus ride to...talk rubbish. anyway, thanks for the FREE GIFT. i WILL give it to my mum. :p

so today was.....not that fantastic as ytd but the sales was better lar. not that good cos meiyi wasnt around & jiale was very tired so most of the time, she was by herself stoning. JERRYmouse came & had lunch/dinner with me. & guess what we ate? SUBWAY. cravings for so long. it's unglam but...who cares. LOL. i finished a whole regular meal with bmt(((: ok, not the drink. whole day didnt eat leh. & i think my mense is coming soon. have cravings for sweet stuffs lately, but i'm trying hard to control. only eat mentos though i want a boost real badly): i have determination ok! so after the meal, we wenta walk around. my first time shopping in amkhub. there's not much shopping lar. just looking around.

i forgot to take numbers from all of them): looks like i gotta go back to amkhub soon to contact them. they asked me to write my number down some where just now but i totally forgot)): & i also forgot to take pics with them. ROAR.

-this is meiyi!

-the so called feast, but after the ladies ate(: these were left for the men.

pictures found from flickr(:

SAMSUNG mobile promoter at amkhub #01-17/18

J8 on tuesday. it wasnt planned at all. sushi lots & yes, i ate hell loads. this time i won joy(: dont always say i eat buffet waste money ok! :p it's worth it, just on tuesday lar. cos i havent ate rice for many many many days!!

-i'm so gonna get this bag. NICE RIGHT.

-mcflurry aft tt.

went for job training on wednesday. i was asked to come at 2pm. but i reached at 2.30. luckily, they havent started. so...the training was all the way till 6plus. long training eh. about....SAMSUNG MOBILE. yes, about the phone specifications etc. it was quite alot. remembering the models of the phone, features of the phone and blah blah. stomach was growling mad by the time i worked to the mrt. i guess many people do know that i'm a VERY blur person. no, i'm not street smart at all. here's a story.

i'm suppose to meet ken at clarke quay, liang court. he told me to board bus 148 at newton mrt to make my way there. i dont know why i board bus 124!!! i seriously dont know why. & so....i still thought that i was in the correct bus. i remembered liang court has a macs in front. PS: i went there only once! including clarke quay. so, i alighted when i saw a macs at one shopping centre. just nice. there was a bridge near by. now...guess where am i? the shopping centre is...............funan. & the bridge was the one at boat quay. i'm a boat quay! not knowing that clarke quay was opposite, i walked into boat quay. i know that clarke quay was near-by but i dont know where. i started walking everywhere, to pubs i've been to. ken didnt even know where am i. -.- desperately called ben & asked for help since i was sms-ing him. after one whole round of walking, i realised i was just one road across clarke quay where my starting point began. i felt so....stupid. LOL. but this thing hasnt ended. i continued walking. & ben was asking if i could see the bungee thingy. i kept saying no. when i told him i was at thecentral, he said to come out of the building and turn left to see the bungee. & so i did, but i still didnt catch the bungee. he was like my 'GPS'. LOL. & finally, when i was right in front of the bungee then did i realise that it was the bungee!! all along walking, i thought they were doing some construction & that two tall thingy holding onto the round ball was a tower crane. now, i felt more stupid. LOL. finally reached tcc & there was this big "YAY!" in my heart. reached & finally saw ken after 1 hour + of walking.

& so i was starving & ate ba kut teh. heh. surprise surprise, i finished my rice. now you know how hungry am i? i didnt have any food the whole day! & then followed by chocolate bar delicacies. YUM! we had chocolate tart & truffle. i tell you, they are................HEAVEN!

the day's joke was not over. felicia chin came to chill at chocolate bar too & was sitting right next to me. that's nothing to 'wow' unless it's xiaozhu. :p & you know what? felicia called. blazers felicia called me. ken & i were engrossed with our own world that we totally forgot that feliciachin was sitting right next to us. & he said "ya. hello, felicia ar?" feliciachin turned. :/

unusually, michelle cabbed home. LOL.

-look at the chocolate!!

if you're thinking that i'm stepping down from the president of pacs post. you're so wrong. cos i've decided to jog every morning((: ! & i did. dragging myself out of bed at 8am in the morning cos i'm meeting christine & nadiah at 11am at vivo. surprisingly, cheryl wanted to jog too. LOL.

so we all reached vivo & ms sim called christine & urged one of us to go to suntec 'NOW'. as me & christine were not in proper attire to meet the big shots, nadiah was the only one who could go. ms sim asked nadiah to take a cab & later claim back from the school.

shopping(: sportsbra, eyepiece, blisterpatch, cottonpuffs, cute-buttifly-with-flower-prints pencil case, 2 diff size cute handbags-printed pouches which i dont know why i bought them only finding that they are super cute. 1 cheap top from forerver21. christine bought quite a few things too. i wana shop MORE!

-we had carls jr. chicken bbq is nice.

sakae buffet craze

-they look alike ya?

my eyes are not getting any better with the sore. ok, maybe a lil'. but i think it's getting worse after all the selection of pictures.

there's one picture for the group stunt which look super-duper-extremely-incorigibly humorous. i'll post them up soon. yes, & that's another photo mania. there're more than 128 files? probably 150 of them. & yes, it's only by 1 photographer. but this photographer is damn good. cos he took some pics of me with my hidden pacs. LOL. not only me lar. if you realise & look at the pics closely, many of the blazerian girls have pacs. just that they are covered with a layer of fats. SUPPER LAR!

i'm super full after 5 hours of dinner? yes, we had sakae buffet together with joy & my. totally a last minute thing. i suddenly love rice so much :D

shag. BYE.

RANDOM:/
j0yj0y.. says:
michie i love u!
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hehe!
michie dead soon says:
u crazy ar
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j0yj0y.. says:
lol
j0yj0y.. says:
wat!!
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u shld b happy lor
michie dead soon says:
suddenly one
michie dead soon says:
no warning

love all

MY RIGHT EYE IS SWOLLEN. i dont know what's wrong is it. it's either i drank too much water or it's due to all the tiredness.

-see, it's so swollen!

-SPIRIT STICK!

-passing of the spirit stick to new captain.

-look at those cute primary sch kids.

-our video-er

<3<3<3

-photographer: nick

-alumni & juniors. no, we're promoting to seniors. :p

-our flexible gymnas(:

-from here onwards, there will be quite a number of unglam pics of michellekohruiyun.

-huiting looks weird? LOL.

-i think she's tired taking pictures with me):

-nice shot(: her protege? hah.

-yes, that's my fingers. :p

-yes, i said "eh". LOL.

-& then i said "huh?". lmao.

-captain must come back & help ok.

-our super top top flyer. she trained like mad for both cheer & dance. after her dance performance, she can still fly well.

-dracula-looking captain. zubair looks like he want to bash the photographer. faezah appearred out of no where.

-please nod if you think that zubair looks retarded. :p

-larry thought me alot about basing(: thanks!

-lynna((: my always-get-high-when-i-sing-low partner. LOL. she never complain about tiredness. <3

-yam-chan

-peiming always give me advises(: jenny kills my boredom. i analysed this picture for a long time thinking if it's huimin or huiting. LOL. i scared say wrong then kena scolded. :p ya, huimin is the combination of peiming & jenny.

-QUIYAN! congrats in getting 2nd runner up(: you were great yesterday.

-entertaining themselves.

-coach tying hair for me. hah.

-posing for the camera.

-cheerleader mess! photographer : joy.

-both of us look darn shag. LOL.

HOME

-i took this picture when cy was ardy slping soundly, in my lights-switched-off room. this proves that the flash is GOOD.

out with benjaminngkhimseng

-the view from the capsule in singapore flyer(:

-tiny lorry.

-squeeze!

-look like some HK drama thgy.

-& now i can grabbed that building.

-look like some monopoly thing. but it's actually a carpark.

-there's only 1 person in that capsule.

-IR construction

-yes, my fingers again.

-i look like some emo kid.

-can you see me?

-everybody's head were like them.

BLAZERS TEAM ROUTINE

i'm not sure if anybody took the group one, but i know uncle jean claude took many pics of us. ((: this post takes me hours.