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CHECK TIS OUT. ((:


Customer : Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?
Waiter : Can't you tell the difference by taste?
Customer : No, I can't.
Waiter : Then does it really matter?
Customer : Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.
Waiter : Yes Sir, they are not very good swimmers.

Customer : Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter : That's all right, Sir, he won't drink much.

Customer : Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.
Waiter : So what! do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?


Customer : Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea cup?
Waiter : I wouldn't know, Sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.

Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter : Funny? But why aren't you laughing?

Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father : No. Why do you ask that?
Son : Well, where did you get mummy then?

Peter : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots!
Kirk : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.

Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!! "
Second Guy : "You're fortunate, mine's still alive."

A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted,
"Order,order." The drunkard immediately responded,
"Thank you,your honour, I'll have a scotch and soda."

Customer : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Penang in two days time?
Post Master : Well it might do.
Customer : I bet you, it won't.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It's addressed to Johor.

An absent-minded man went to see a psychiatrist.
'My trouble is,' he said, 'that I keep forgetting things.'
'How long has this been going on?' asked the psychiatrist.
'How long has what been going on?' said the man.

1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.

Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born.

Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.

Man : Where are you from?
Woman : U.S.A.
Man : Are you here on vacation?
Woman : No! I'm here for lunch.
Man : What!!! All the way from the United States of America!!!
Woman : No! Upper Serangoon Avenue.
Man : !!@#$%^&*!*#

A lady went to a restaurant and ordered a bowl of soup.
Lady : Waiter, what is this soup called?
Waiter : It is called special chicken soup.
Lady : But I see no chicken in it!
Waiter : That's why it's so special!

Question : Why did you throw the butter out of the window ?
Answer : I wanted to see a butterfly

monday
wanted t go f lec. bt was busy tidying up my stuffs, s....didn kip track of e tym. so did econs tutorial. wenta sch, met him, printed maths notes. DAMN PPL. dun u hav enuf money t buy ur own paper? AND PLS ASK NX TYM WHEN U NOE THERE"RE PPL PRINTING! damn ppl just continued t print their own stuffs n didn wana admit tt it theirs. FINE, so i reused e paper, while he tear some n threw it away. dun own up, den dun get it. WHO CARES. it's my paper anyway.
ate at ang keong coffee shop. den head on t tm t watch SINKING OF JAPAN. it's nice. (: if u lyk geography.
saw grace n celest at snk. miss grace lyk SO much. think tml i'll mit her agn. (:
hm. did maths tutorial.


sunday
slacked at hm. met him at tanah merah. wenta airport f dinner.
POPEYE chicken. ((:
walked ard. chatted. hm.

wad cums ard, goes ard. bt f me n u, tt's whr it ends. <3

saturday
wenta kster wit lovies. ((: met sarah at 1pm. EARLY lar. no choice, cos tt gal knocking off frm wrk at 12.30. initially wanted t tag along wit mum n sis t chinese swimming club t hav our lunch. bt, tt noisy gal wil go noisy agn when i cant make it at 1pm. SO, i sacrificed my lunch n wenta mit her. n she was late. =.=
shopped ard bugis. waiting f e tym t reach 2 cos tt's when she tot tt her cheque wld b admitted. yeah, thought. so, it wasnt. e shopping was useless just now. bt i noe she's determined t gt her heels n bags, n necklace lar. gals can live without money, bt NEVER shopping.
met peixia at outram n made our way t kster. sang sang sang. heh heh. it was s freezing cold lar. i was ardy bginning t get sick. *tsk sneezing non-stop. samantha was oso at kster, 2 rooms away frm ours. (: anyway, HAPPI BIRTHDAY SIQI.
we came out of e room at 7.06pm. cldn take e frosty coolness in e room. they wenta had their dinner- kuay chap. thou e kuap chap was WAVING T ME, i wasnt tempted at al. amazing? it's kuay chap! bt i didn even laid my tongue on it. lol. n when my head started t spin, he came. ((:
haha. chatted. pipi was made known t jack as zhen xiu wen. lmao. super lame lar.
den wenta party world wit him. he's fren bdae. errr, HAPI BIRTHDAY JACKSON. lol. damn farni lar. he gt drunk n REALI ENTERTAINED us. e most incredible part was when we haven finished singing e bdae song n he just blow out e candles. he even took e cake n wanted t walk t another table. *shakes head. e farniest part was when e rest wanted t shut him up by giving him more alcohol. he drank e whole jug n just laid on e floor. AS IF he was reali DEAD DRUNK. he suddenly jumped up n say " haha, ni men yi wei wo zhui le diu ma? haha, wo hai dang zai ti shang leh. li hai ma. hahahaha." WAHAHAHA!
played games, drank a lil' martel. slacked, ate cake, hm. HE WENT TIPSY. lousy.

-? HAIR TREAMENT. ((: TUMOUR in my skull.
-KSTER
-LOVES
-my unwanted bruises. ): 

FRIDAY
sku was normal.

christine called: helo. michelle, whr r u?
me: just reached sch.
christine: r u weraing a black tube top?
me: huh? how u noe? whr u?
christine: behind u.

christine n bert appear. haha. "i smell ur perfume when we were at e gate." LOL.
wenta fareast aft sku. had long john sliver f lunch. walked ard, looking f bags. i'm bgining t LOVE vintage dresses. hurhur. toked abt chen long's fren who is carrying e bag tt christine wanted t buy. BUT WHO CARES. it's nice.
went f hair treatment. continued t walked ard. den went hm.
i wenta find loli. heh heh. ((:

THURSDAY
SCH. i love e tym having e company by frens. ((: esp christine. cos she drives me crazy. laugh, laugh, laugh.
went hm t gt yanting's prezie which i had wrapped it up in sucha way tt u SURELY cant find it elsewhr. pic of it is in loli's webbie.so stayed at his place. i tot tt her parents wil b cuming t loli's hse. BUT I WAS WRONG. we were going dere. *tsk tsk. =.=
so super duper nervous n shy lar. arghh. cake cutting, pizza, open up of her prezie. ((: reali hapi tt she liked it. TOYS r kids best frens. heh heh. left at 10pm.

WEDNESDAY
SCH WAS FUN. luv sch lar. when dere's christine, dere'll b craze. LUV IT.
met clare f lunch. KFC. heh heh. miss her jus too much. e last tym i saw her was chalet! arghh. chatted, n toked, chatted, toked. abit of craze too. ((:
CAM WHORE starts aft we finish eating.

-LOL

-nadiah



- her nails r gorgeous isnt it?
den it was e buying of kc prezie aft clare left f MORE lessons. went back t sch, mit up e guys at free access labs. started printing our econ notes. PRINT PRINT PRINT PRINT PRINT.
sths happen which i like, NOT. tis is why there's a strike out. *puff
sudden headache. crave f tao suan. :s cldn find it anywhr ard 800plus, so wenta cs wit him, in e end, i had green bean soup.

u r jus s incredibly nice t me. ("v")


TUESDAY
HARI RAYA PUASA day! went out wit mummy, n sisters. she woke me up when i was stil in dreamland early at 10am. tt's nt early, bt it's stil early when it's holiday. she suddenly had e crave f dim sum. so wenta tm aft several discussions on e location f nice dim sum. ate at cyrtal jade restuarant. E DIM SUM THERE ARE JUST SO NICE. esp e sliver cod fish, AWFULLY SCRUMPTIOUS. :p

aft tt we went shopping. sis wenta mit miller, so left cheryl n i wit mum. SHOPPED. ((:




MONDAY
sch starts. i just luv sch. i luv frens. i luv having lessons. i luv everythg being a student. ((: christine didn cum, enjoying herself in KL den. clare wasnt ard. ): so, me n nadiah went f classes tgt. sms-ed clare n i just knew tt she will nt b seeing us in any other lessons, EXCEPT e cp session. ): 1 wk, 1 class. ohhh. i'm missing e tyms when we go cranky in cls ardy; taking pic, corking, making farni face, bad-mouth abt mater n toe-jam. LOL. bt it's fun! cos we wil jus luff our heads off. luffed lyk nobody business. awwwww.
nadiah went hm aft sch. kc, bert, jack n i went t tm f dinner. (: i mean, lunch cum dinner, cos dere was no lab n it was only 2pm. kc didn hav his yu pian tang, liang wan fan. haha. he had some rice thgy which was covered with curry. n he finished it. CURRY alrite. in my dictionary, KC LIKES CHILLI. so why did he finished it? cos e curry wasnt spicy AT ALL. =.=
wenta his hse aft tt. was missing his cousin. (x

hmmms. ytd was tiring. avoiding is too, tiring. n irritating, n disgusting n thgs tt just pissed me.

s, e day b4 ytd was DAMN NOT S V GD. bt it all ended. (: it started frm me too. I JUST HATE HAVING MENSE lar. argh. bt, i stil was angry thou i noe part of it was caused by my emo-by-mense. n i continued t b. oh bothers. he continued calling til my hp batt was low. miss calls: 20+, cancelled calls:10+, msgs sent n not replied:10? i'm SERIOUS. bt i noe u stil love me. =x

i finali woke up at 10am. ar-ar. i did nt slp well at all. disturbed slp by my hp. thou i was disturbed, bt i'm hapi (cos u cared). LOL. i picked up his call, n..everythg was fine aft tt. not so lar. bt i noe continuing my stupid actions wun help at all.
i wenta ep for facial. it was oh-so-god-damn-gd. heh heh. esp e massage. it brought me t my dreamland. lol. den sis went f her mani/pedi, n i met him. toked, walked ard, toked more. most of e details were abt e stupid thg tt i gt angry wit. ate super big fried chicken (direct translate frm chi). den aft several chats; discussion,i realise i cldn wait f my sis anymore. MY STOMACH WAS GROWLING LYK MAD. a concert was going in dere. lol. when i was doing my facial, e members inside were ardy rehearsing. i can surely confirm tt e therapist cld clearly hear my dumb stomach's rehearse. =.= n s, we went f dinner at kobayashi.
wenta rent bring it on e 2nd. i love. ((= love all tis dancing, cheerleading stuffs. wenta check f mahjong table ard ep. mahjong session at my hse.
sis finished her mani/pedi soon aft den took a cab back t bedok t check e mahjong table price. not opened. =.= walked t inter, bt there wasnt any signs of mahjong table. cab-ed back t ep. xiuling jiejie came t fetch. bt nt enuf space. jack insisted on going back ourselves. his motive: tok everythg out smoothly (=
hm. MAHJONG. i played only 2/3 rds. n i won 1. heh heh. n tt was my last. he played some too. lost 5 bucks. i occupied my tym wit audition, o2, reversi, checkers n wadeva game i cld find on e comp. den it was pasting of our pics in e album. ((= den...he stayed over n went hm in e morning.

woke up only at 3pm. tired. i'm stil am. tv-ed, carrot cake+otah+milo, tv-ed. BEST PART OF E DAY, bring it on! love it t bits. i can watch it over a million times man. i think i'm gona buy e dvd. not rent it. x) slacking day today.

SKU STARTS TML!!!

- guess wad's tis??
-new era BUGS BUNNY.

- tis is it!!
- nice?? aft his newly cut hair. lol.


-BEN"S bdae.
-ktv day. ((;

FUCK BLOGGER. entry's gone. whole damn load. so wad nw? i havta blog agn. lyk duh? but just fuck u lar. y cant u (blogger server) cant upgrade urself. i'm s damn pissed n it makes me even more cross when thgs aint going my way.

i noe u wil read tis. n tt's e reason y i wrote it tis tiny. cos i wan u t b e only one t. u knew i hate tis. u knew it. n i got angry ytd bcos of it. den u came over t apologise. but wad's tt for? u stil went today. i hate my stupid mouth f saying it. if i didn say it, it may nt hav happened tt u reali wenta club; n it cld hav lessen one day of my sadness. n yea, i hate myself f nt staying over at e chalet. i hate myself f NOT NEGLECTING your feelings lyk u did t me today. y did i cared? y did i rejecting them tym n agn when they asked me countless tyms. y did i told u tt i wil nt stay over when u said u were uncomfortable. now, u dun even bother. tis is lyk SO great.

y did u even cared t apologise today when u dun mean it. i'm s v disappointed. i hate ppl who hides thgs frm me. i hate ppl who delibrately did tis. n i think u r. i hope i m wrong. i reali hope s.

wad christine asked me t do aint wrking. yea, it makes me ponder. but at thgs tt r e least i wanted t think abt. argh.

now is nt e tym f u t sweet tok. none of ur sweet toks wil wrk.

i hate t trust. s STOP askng me to.

i think u hate me. n i hope i'm wrong at tis too. i duno i duno i duno. hate me den just tel mi straight at my face. i dun lyk tt t happen, bt i prefer tis t happen rather den u n i being in diff positions; u being a hypocrite while i make myself t hate u more? i dun find any reason f u t hate me. so if there is, can u pls tel me. for ur sake, n mine too. i dowana lose a fren. i dowana lose a fren lyk u, a close fren. i miss those tyms when we get tgt n hav fun. s y did u hate me? wad made me s hatable. y m i always s hatable. last yr was lyk dat, tis yr too. just wad hav i done in my preivous life? did i lead a v hatable life, hating everybody ard me tt makes s many ppl hate me now? argh. i wan everythg t b fine. i wan everybody t b hapy. i wan t love everythg. i dun lyk t hate. i hate t hate. hating is no gd. it's nt heathy at al. i wan a loving environment, bt y aint i gting it. JUST WAD DID I DO T MAKE U HATE ME? is it reali *? y did u side ^ when u've owaes sided mi. y did u side ^? do u reali lyk *? thgs r reali going haywire. just why is it so? i wan e hapy us. always luffing lyk crazy ppl. can u pls tel me u hate me s i can amend myself n lets b friends agn. u hate me, bt i'm nt. i stil LOVE YOU.

chinatown day! almond paste+sesame paste.

KTV!!!

another one week since i posted. i'm s s s v lazy t on my com tis few days, even if it's on. i dowan t touch it bt I JUST LOVE MY BED which is just bside it. ((= sleeping is e most impt part of life. haha. bt, i stil slp late. cos bsides my bed, i LOVE my phone, tv, n e dvd player. n now, i'm gona slp even ltr cos i hav GOONG dvds. yay!!
he came over just now. i didn noe he was here til he called me n chatted, n told me he was downstairs. wad the..i was having my swings ytd. n got kinda irritated easily.
i've just watched e death note wit him at princess. lol. wad a place t catch a movie. bt, e movie is nice. SO, everythg was all covered up. i wana watch DEATH NOTE 2!! 2 smart asses. hehheh.
ate cheese fries while he had his zinger meal. in addition, he's going f fish n co wit his frens ltr. wad BIG appetite u hav huh. shared e cheesy popcorn chicken. so-so lar.
i wana upload pics!! but blogger is having probs agn. #shrugs#

thurs
wrked (9.30am-8.30am). i ate tou hua duing break frm mr bean. cum t think of it, it's s nt nice lar. i dun lyk it at all. i love coffee shops tou hua. (= n den i had..chicken porridge f 2nd break. hehheh. i'm loving e chicken porridge dere. it's s v nice. dte foodcourt porridge at e chicken rice stall. TRY IT. haha.
i'm starting t hate wrking at escape. it's SO boring. )= HELP!
s anyw, i finali knocked off (FAVOURITE). wenta xiaoben/ah ken's chalet. aranda country club. cldn find e unit, n xiaoben wasnt ans-g his phone. argh. hesistated t call andy. i was HOPING tt i DID NOT lose my previous hp. my contacts. grrr. )= n aft i called, den i realised tt xiaoben had gave me desmond's number. y didn he gave me kianhwee's? arghh. tt wld b much easier. n den, i duno. i was ps lar when i saw him.
he had grown much more skinnier. just concern as a fren. mayb cos t stress f work? a possibility.
chatted wit kianhwee. saw him n his gf. rather surprised thou. bt hapi f him. den there were jane, ah guan, ah long, denise, ben's sis pricilla, ben's bro nicholas n his gf huiping, his parents, some aunties n uncles whom up til now i duno who r they, shiming came aft e cake cutting session. (= i luv her. haha. miss her plenty.
chatted s much, abt her fren, my frens, n everthg. we r nt gd frens. bt just frens tt *click just lyk tt. haha. i'm gona mit her out someday. (=
ah ken sent me hm wit charlie's new car. wahahah. reached hm 12.05am.

wed
wrked (9am-6pm). mum told me tt i MUST come back hm early cos we r going out f dinner t celebrate dad's bdae. early celebration cos mum cant take off on sunday. *signs. u agn. grrr. bt cant blame lar, u r mum.
went hm. TIREDly. didn hav tym t changed t fresh clothes, s i went wit my uniform. =.= ate at east coast long beach. food was so-so. bt it reali filled my stomach t e max. it's no gd, cos it's ALWAYS e best t fill ur stomach abt 70% full; quoted by i-forget-who. hm, bathe, dry hair+chat wit him, bed.

tues
wrked (11am-6pm). new guy came. jason. nt bad looking. toked. but shy lar. cos i'm s nt use t toking t unfamiliar faces. BUT, i hav t. cos he's my colleague. nt a bad day, cos zuoxin was dere. he owaes brighten up my working days. such an adorable fren. (= do e most eva stupidiest thg on earth just t make me feel entertained. lol. n he told me a secret. haha. tt ger wil b touched when she notices u alrite. ((=
he came t fetch me frm wrk. i'm lovin it.

mon
s monday. was supposed t work FULL shift (9am-8.30pm) at escape. lol. so sunday i called jasmin t tel her i cldn make it. was just t tired lar. n it's boring. nth t do dere. just STOOD dere n stare at stuffs. i wish i cld sit. chair n bed r just s essential part of my life. n bsides tt. it's an impt day alrite. i've earlier told him tt we were going ktv on mon. so we've t go. (= n den, WE WENT. haha. ms. just e 2 of us. shy lar. but aft tt it was PURE FUN. walked t bugis. passed suntec n saw my beloved ahsiao. lol. haha. she didn change at all. (= s cranky stil. visited my baobei angela tan at astroboi. (= she didn put any make up on n was dressed up in astroboi's uniform which makes her s v ah toot. =x lol. she didn even luk lyk she smokes alrite. haha.
HAPPY 3 MONTHS. reali HAPPY. no quarrels AT ALL. ((=

so my last post was on wed? haha. been busy, n rather lazy t sit in frt of my comp t type. n e stupid weather's making me sick. argh.

woke up at 11am today. sis n bf were toking NOT LOUDLY lor. wanted t dye my hair, bt mum suggested t go shopping. so, y not. haha.
wenta orchard n we SHOPPED! bought altogether 4 pairs of footwears. ate at food republic. nice lar. it's a restaurant located inside. I LOVE E CRISPY TOFU!! yummy.
mum went off t wrk while me n cheryl continued shopping. n den hm ard 6+. tired.

sat
it's so not a gd day. woke up early, went off t work. i started wrk at 11am, n ALMOST FAINTED ard 1.30am. ARGHH. n it was oh-so-freaking-embarrassing alrite. dere were s many ppl entering, n while i was scanning e funky card f e last guest of his clan, my visions went blur!! luckily i held on t e turn-style. n managed t cling onto it n knocked onto e glass t ask someone out.
jasmin came out. ): helped me wit e guests, den brought me t e office. gave me oil, refilled my water bottle wit warm water, n released me t go hm. she brought me t e medics room, n i made new frens dere agn. ((: ppl came in t tok t me, though i c them as if they r nt standing straight. LOL. she checks on me once every 15mins too. okae lar, she's nice aft all, jus tt abit too strict. if it wasnt f her who came out t help me, i think, i wld hav fainted. STUPID WEATHER. shld i blame e weather or is it my appetite tt is affecting my performance? ):
sweetheart came t fetch. rest awhile n we went t tm. he didn want t. but i've ardy postpone so many outings ardy. n i told him i was treating him tepanyaki tt day. (: MUM was at tm too. lol. so we sat at arcade, rest, while deciding whether t watch movie. aft tt, went f our tepanyaki cos my stomach was growling.
weta bedok inter aft tt. wanted t watch e silk which initially when i checked, there WAS 7.45pm. but aft we went dere, there wasnt!! arghh. n so, walked hm, n we wenta playgrd n chat. ((:
sori i gave u attitude. bt i noe wateva it is, u wil stil stand by me. :p

fri
mum n dad came ard 12pm. played wit shyen awhile den left. wanted t go ktv wit sweetsweet, BUT.. hmmm, it was sorta rush, so cancelled our plan. wenta fetch darryl frm his sch, den ate at 444. sth's wrong wit my appetite. i'm getting full easily. BUT, it's good. LOSE WEIGHT. wad women love t do. wahahah. slacked at aunt's place. went hm ard 6, 7pm? nt hm lar. met him. ((= eat dinner ma.
christine called while we were on our way t 85. said she saw casper n his gf. but nt confirm whether it's him. haha. aft she said she saw him at suntec, lol, i was sure tt 70% she saw was casper. haha.
ate, chatted, home. (:
i love toking about US.

thurs
supposedly going out wit him. but, xiaogu called. she wanted t make her hair n asked if i cld go over t take care of shyen. so, i went over. haha. anyway i miss her. played s much wit her, taught darryl (my other cousin) his hw. gave him his ting xie too. took him t whitesands aft xiaogu came back. cos he scored well f his maths practice paper, 96/100. primary 2 maths IS easy. bought him ice cream. wanted it to b our secret cos his mum wldn allow, BUT, aunt, uncle, n shyen came over t whitesands!! lol. so...haha. sleptover. ((:
-learning t write; draw.
- when i was giving him chi spelling.
- she posed f me.

i dun wad i'm thinking. i'm going crazy. jus wad r ppl thinking nowadays? i reali wish t noe. i wana noe everythg frm all of my friends. i wana noe things tt involves ME.
i wana noe wad he's thinking.
i wana noe wad they r thinking.
i wana noe her thinking.
i wana noe y christine stil hates sch. =( i wana noe y she toks so angrily eva since she started work.
i wana noe why sarah is stil ldt. y cant she jus let go off chester!!!
ARGHH.

i hate t b kept in e dark of thgs tt i think i shld noe!!


went out wit angel ytd. chatted. updated me abt thgs. met sarah, wenta compass. hm.

went out wit him today. almond paste agn. i'm so addicted t it i guess. walked ard. parkway-ed. dinner. home.


i shldn poke my nose into other ppl's business. bt hey, everybody is poking their nose t every other ppl too. one word, concern. i'm moodless. totally.

sometimes i wonder

am i thinking too much or?? i duno. mayb i m. but correct me pls.

i've jus made sarah's blogskin f her. it's stil nt finished yet, as she doesn noe hw t edit html. http://badasea.blogspot.com/
supposedly miting angel today t find a job. BUT, some thgs were spurning me. so stayed at hm n slack instead.
lollie's miting his army fren ltr f dinner. LOL. wad a name f him. so act cute. haha. bt someone else took my initials..*tsk

christine, dont hate sch lar. u stil hav me, clare, nadiah. u stil hav US. ((: I ("v") you. LOL.

woke up at 10am today. TIRED lar. bt, my sis n her bf wanted t go vivo city t explore. s...i called sugar pie. haha. we were s s s exhausted aft audition-ing til 4am? BEWARE. it's addictive. lol.
went off t fetch him at his hse. ((:
it was s crowded. as if we were in town? e below pic only describes L1.

wenta harbourfront mall t eat cos dere wasnt any food outlets open! okae, dere were A FEW. ard 3? we ate shih ling. *yums handmade oyster mee sua, zha ji. haha. scruptious. watched world trade centre. it's gd. nt bad a movie lar. sorta boring. n i tell u. e chair is GOOD. i didn move much thru out e 2 n a half hrs. i did move, my hands. cos, i was circulating my tummy area, t make myself shit. =x (learned frm gs) i was suffering frm constipation f e past few days. =( n i dun lyk tt kinda feeling. cos my stomach's lyk full, bt i'm hungry. LOL.
wenta bugis. sis n her bf sat e dhl hot air balloon thgy while i had my toilet break. (it works lyk totally okae) aft tt, mi n him wenta have desserts. hehe. i had my almond paste. it was s GOOD alrite. s s s god damn good tt i can hav 10 bowls. =x love had his sesame paste. eeeeew. 1 thg t bear in mind. never never eat tis when u r on ur 1st date.
sis n miller went off t buy puzzles n frames f duno wad reason while we went t take a look at photos albums.
off t long beach, ate dinner dere. prawns, vege, FISH, crabs, meat, fried rice, n NOT NICE DESSERT. headed hm. ((:


- hush puppy!
-dad's new phone. cybershot!!! useful lar.
- my phone. *misses

PSI:150
i'm home slacking. it's tiring. woke up at 7.47am. my alarm didn worked. =( i blurly clicked it t 7.15pm instead of 7.15am. so i rushed. n ran t e bus stop t catch my bus. n tis reminds me of xinmei. haha. last tym, she ALWAYS ran t catch her bus 28. ALWAYS. regardless whr she were; inter, outside sch, aft training, when we went out t play pool n stuffs. lol.
reached dere at 8.40am. n den tt's when i learn tt i actuali start wrk at 9.30am. arghh. all my rushing n stuffs. grrr. FORTUNATELY, i didn took cab. wanted t alrite. (=
mistake agn, ONE. due t my ganjiong-ness, i committed a mistake of e day. argh. i abominate my blurness lar!!! =(
went hm, doze off aft i toked t him. comp-ed.
mame's gtting e ear aid. =( her ear bleed inside n it clotted her ear drum. it's over a thousand bucks. i jus got my pay. it's s little f me t spend. haii. considering t g back t snk. shld i?
he gave me attitude jus nw. =( i loathe it, totally.

xiaoben n ken's chalet is coming. oct18,19,20. i miss them. miss all those fun. miss all those fightings. =x tym t get their bdae presents.

ytd
zong qiu jie kuai le. i'm late. i noe. i wanted t post. bt e blogger wasnt functioning properly, cldn post pics.
so, ytd, i woke up only at 3pm. gosh. tt's was late. dearest too, woke up ard e same tym. we were pure tired lar. didn slp f 1 day leh. met him at bedok inter. initially i wanted t watch movie. s s s crave t watch a movie, any movie wil do. BUT. there's only e possess at 7.30pm. n e others were ard 9. if we watched tt, dere wldn b much tym f us t play candles. SO, guess wad? e movie was m18, n this is beyond doubt tt i've been checked. both of us. aunties go by e book, agree? disenchanted, disappopinted tt i cldn watch a MOVIE. love wanted t borrow ic frm his fren cos his fren was at inter too. bt, ps lar. nt go cheong or wad, borrow ic jux t watch a movie? LOL.
we went t eat ban bian. i wanted mee hoon kuey, bt he STM! lol. he asked twice sumore. brain corrupted ar. =x he ordered popiah too, ge kiang sumore, ordered 2. confirm cnt eat finish one mah. i ardy hav prob finishing e ban bian. slowly, he finished it. nt all, bt most. i think i ate 3 pieces? lol. luffed n joked. esp when we drank coke (with alot of gas), 2 humongous frogs appeared, or shld i say a tiger? lol. we kept burping here n dere. BOL. (burp out loud) n he fa_t_d too. FOL. (fa_t out loud). haha.
while walking back t my hse, we luffed alot. our retardness caused us alot of embarassment too. o'.'o LOL. we were acting lyk retards lar. hahaha.
played at e playgrd. bt aft tt changed t e bball court cos we dowana burn e playgrd made of flammable floor.

-tis was made solely by him.



a disgusting DAMN cockroach came when we were taking pics. =( bt he killed it! yay! ANTI-COCKROACHES!

-oops. =p we burned it. =x

love got DRUNK. yea, drunk when he wenta enjoy wit his frens. LOUSY. =p lol. he wenta kbox wit his frens ltr, open bottle, n he kept losing while playing game. so, he drank, n drank. lol. n got himself drunk. he called me t say tt he was "seii", aft tt when he's frens say tt his drunk, he kept denying it. drunkards will nv admit tt they r drunk, y? so he kept toking rubbish, n kip ans-ing me out of pt. *luffs cute lar. aft tt, when he kept calling me, his frens took his hp over n toked t me, saying tt he "cnt make it" n stuffs. haha. love kept on calling me afte 1st call. bt, it's beta. i can hear tt at least he noes wad he was doing. it stil worried me sick though. i cldn slp. played games, watched tv t kip myself occupied. n when he finali reached hm, i wanted t c him asap. bt i cldn sneak out. )= my dad wasnt hm yet, i din noe wad tym he wil b back too. s, den it was continuosly waiting, dozing off, waiting, dozing off. when he sms me in e morning, i went straight t bathe, took off t ep t mit him. wenta his hse, played wit his cousin. ((:
n i did THIS!!
- last thg tt i did wit e marker.

- OURS.
-s i drew mine.
-he was stil slping.
-i drew tis too.
-tis is one TATTOO u cant find outside.
-he fell aslp, so...=p
-i continued wit tis. same shoe.
-nice?