let's start with some joke(:
A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam (Age 28) was having trouble with one of her students.
The teacher asked, 'Boy what is your problem?'
Boy. answered, 'I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!'
Ms Neelam had enough. She took Boy to the principal's office. While Boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Neelam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first- grade and behave. She agreed. Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: 'What is 3 x 3?'
Boy.: '9'
Principal: 'What is 6 x 6?'
Boy.: '36'
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know.
The principal looks at Ms Neelam and tells her, 'I think Boy.can go to the third-grade.'
Ms Neelam says to the principal, 'I have some of my! own questions. Can I ask him?'
The principal and Boy both agree.
Ms Neelam asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Boy, after a moment 'Legs.'
Ms Neelam: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'
Boy: 'Pockets'
Ms Neelam: 'What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy,oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?'
Boy: Coconut
Ms Neelam: 'What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?'
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy was taking charge.
Boy: Bubble gum
Ms Neelam: 'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?' The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...
Boy: Shake hands
Ms Neelam: 'Now I will ask some 'Who am I' sort of questions, okay?'
Boy.: 'Yep'
Ms Neelam: 'You stick! your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.'
Boy: 'Tent'
Ms Neelam: 'A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.' The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.
Boy: ' Wedding Ring'
Ms Neelam: 'I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.'
Boy.: 'Nose'
Ms Neelam: 'I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.'
Boy.: 'Arrow'
Ms Neelam: 'What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?'
Boy.: 'Fire truck'
Ms Neelam: 'What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u don't get it u have to use ur hand'
Boy.: 'Fork'
Ms Neelam: 'What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after ! they're married?'
Boy.: 'SURNAME'
Ms Neelam: 'What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love?'
Boy.: 'HEART'
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, 'Send this Boy. to National University , I got the last ten questions wrong myself!'
i dont even understand some questions. i cant visualise. LOL.
& so the noticeboard is done. just one more photo of all the seniors &...LOVE IT. with all those reused materials, we were able to make something quite different? it's quite act cute lar. cos there's some weird shapes made from the wires & we just pinned it onto the board. the day before, i text 24 blazerians on my phonebook. 5 replied that they couldnt come, so i thought the rest would. but guess who came? ken, mark & joy. :/
joy was forced to go home to study for her sub, while justin went home to had dinner. mark, ken & i went to 85 for dinner(:
& there might be a similar to IFC coach course this year, conducted by SINGAPORE.
had private training on tues. it's not a private training, but i cant seem to find any other words to describe? so mark, justin & ken trained me to be a flyer. of cos, it feels weird when i'm up there cos i'm always at the bottom. but i personally feel that after being a base, you know the bases torture when the flyers arent good. so you'll keep all your mistakes to a minimum. hey, i'm not saying that i do not have ay mistakes ok. just that i feel i had lesser as compared to doing it from the start as a flyer, not a base. to me, the progress was rather quick. like duh?? there were only 5 of us including huiting & maybe a little of joy's presence. yes, i started from the basics. thighstand, shoulder sit, L-thighstand, shoulder stand & then they had the sudden urge to do chair & 'poop' i was the flyer. i'll not talk about the liberty thing cos it's kinda stupid though i was laughing my lungs out.
met mome & headed to chinese swimming club for dinner with aunty margaret, uncle jean claude & grandma. the above drink is strawberry bananan mix. yumyum:p
-nice right(:
wenta school for our SIFE proj preparations. will be selling those handicrafts at vivo on sat & sun. supposed to meet my girls at 2pm at chinese garden cos we had plans to swim(: but it rained & changed to bugis. many things to do & was finally let off at 4.10pm. stupid cab which ate my 11 bucks & finally reached at 4.35pm. i give minyi face then i cabbed down one ok! they were so sweet to left a little fondue for me(: fortunately, my weight-watcher ken nodded & i finished it all. :p cy went for work, joy & stanley left so we headed to suntec for subway dinner(: bugis, suntec & then bugis again. coincidentally met coach, uncle sam & some of the seniors at tcc, where we planned to go to wait for cy & justin to knock off. seniors left with uncle sam, while damien came & that's how i got those info. :p anyway, i still need to brief them later. :/
i'm quite worried for her actually. she's just like me. i see her as myself. she's acting strong, no doubt. i know cos i can see. there might be a chance. but i hope that you dont HOPE for it to happen, instead let it go & maybe it would be better a hundred times. yes, i'm just saying it. it's easier said that done. but look at me. aint i doing better than last time? i'm much more happier & carefree. i'm trying very hard to let go myself, & i'm glad i am. i dont hope for anything to happen anymore cos i know that the greater i hope, the bigger will be my dissappointment. so look at the brighter side. missing & yearning for some of his concern is inevitable, just try to keep yourself occupied & let the past, past. think of his bad points, think about his lies. hating him as a boyfriend would be much easier(: maybe it's not that he dont care, maybe it's because he cares & that's why he left. :D we love you girl. make me your role model alright. :p
in a vietnamnese costume posting for miss sim. -.-
gym, jumping-jacks, push-ups, sit ups, jogging. DIET!
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