:/

Wife is like television (TV), girlfriend is like handphone (HP).

At home watch TV, go out bring HP.

No money, sell TV. Got money, change HP.

Sometimes enjoy TV, but most of the time play with HP/

TV is free to watch; but HP, if you don't pay, services will be terminated!!

TV is big, ugly, bulky but still can watch when old; HP is slim, curvy, portable but there is always a newer and nicer model.